farmerbrownmomo asked: to the anon with the torn acl, thats really shitty I just tore mine for the second time in a row within 7 months and it is not the best... good luck with your recovery, and don't tear it again! :)
Shit Soccer Players Say:
- Do we want the sun in the first or second half?
- Fuck. Stairs.
- Does anyone have any tape?
- Sorry, I can't. I have soccer.
- How much do you think they paid this ref?
- "TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- I should've played tennis.
- 10 yards please?
- Water break?
- I'll run it off later.
- Does this shirt look ok with a sports bra?
- Shit, the team we play tomorrow is all Mexican.
- Nike or Adidas?
- Gatorade or powerade?
- Fuck. Skinny jeans.







