I got 99 problems and soccer is 98 of them.

Shit Soccer Players Say:

• Do we want the sun in the first or second half?
• Fuck. Stairs.
• Does anyone have any tape?
• Sorry, I can't. I have soccer.
• How much do you think they paid this ref?
• "TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
• I should've played tennis.
• 10 yards please?
• Water break?
• I'll run it off later.
• Does this shirt look ok with a sports bra?
• Shit, the team we play tomorrow is all Mexican.
• Nike or Adidas?
• Gatorade or powerade?
• Fuck. Skinny jeans.

Jul 9th 2012 · 322 notes · Tags: #soccer #soccer problems #shit soccer players say

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    aahhhhaaahhhhaaaa!!! does...haven’t worn my skinnies since I’ve started playing regularly

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